Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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