After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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