All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate all girls vehemently.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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