The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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