none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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