do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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