Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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