Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize