It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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