you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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