Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
its not stalking. its research.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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