I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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