38 yer olds are good kisserssss
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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