Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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