Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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