my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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