Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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