No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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