just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
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his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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