Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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