Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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