God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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