Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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