Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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