it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im holly from the hills drunk
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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