I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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