The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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