I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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