i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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