My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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