It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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