I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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