she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i dont even know how to be here
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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