There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I am one with the molecules
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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