so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Drunk is not a location!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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