Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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