Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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