i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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