I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
this just has baby written all over it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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