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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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