you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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