dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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