I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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