Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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