his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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