somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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