scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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