you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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