Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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