Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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