That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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