i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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